This works better than horn.

03 May

Lino Rhino horn? Bah!

Let me tell you what works better than Rhino Horn:

You go to the Mpumalanga Low Veld. You look for the Black Mamba. Google it if you want to see how it looks.

You make it angry, velly very very angry.

When you catch it, milk the poison venom from it’s teeth.

Apply. Results guaranteed!!!

PS: Only works if you do it yourself. You have to apply within 5 minutes from teasing, capturing and milking the mamba.

PPS: For longer lasting effect, skin the mamba after you’ve killed it and wrap the skin around your member.

PPS: Do not show the park rangers. They’re just jealous because they’re too scared to do it themselves chicken.


1 Comment

Posted by on May 3, 2012 in Ramblings


One response to “This works better than horn.

  1. dirkiedoep

    May 4, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Mensig !!! weet nie of ek mag lag nie ! (so van jy wil mos !!)


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